i have nothing better to do.
and dude this thing is so racist. LOL
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (AND I LOVE IT)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[x] Fish and chips are yummy. (Dad brings it home from the restaurant occasionally. Prefer the fish over the chips though, wat)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily. (I RARELY HAVE BREAKFAST AT ALL and when I do it’s not a lot… like most of my meals.)
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (loooool Chavs)
[ ] It’s football…. Not soccer. (SCREW SPORTS IN GENERAL)
Total = 3
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year. (MY FEET GET TOO COLD IN THE WINTER. D<)
[ ] You call flip-flops “thongs” not flip-flops. (LOOOOL I LOVE AUSTRALIA FOR THIS NOW.)
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. (MINE'S NOT COVERED IN OIL WOOHOO.)
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (you gaiz are potty mouths)
[ ] You’re a sports fanatic. (Again, SCREW SPORTS.)
[x] You are tanned. (i tan so easily somehow)
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 4
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (asian sauces???)
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. (NO NOT REALLY)
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour. (BLACK HAIR AND NEARLY-BLACK BROWN EYES…)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 5
[ ] You say ‘member’ instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (not that much.)
 YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (SPANISH PEOPLE DO THIS? WHAT.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (i know because of stinkin` BRs /COUGHUNKZCOUGH)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally. (I kinda talk slow irl. wat)
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (looool temp stuff. it's all back to normal now though. NEVER AGAIN.)
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (DAD USES IT FOR COOKING THOUGH…)
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (SHE'S RUSSIAN. APPARENTLY KNOWING HER MAKES ME RUSSIAN)
[x] You don’t get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time. (screw contests i can't give a crap for them)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week. (what the crap.)
[x] You love listening to techno. (LOLYESSS.)
Total = 5 (I'm more Russian than I thought, wut)
[ ] Your parents let you drink. (MINE WOULD BUT I DON'T.)
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend. (randomly indeed. HOW IS THIS POLISH THOUGH?)
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1
[x] You think beer is the best. (LOLSUREWHYNOT.)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green. (YAY GREEN)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party. (it was boring with no beer but k.)
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair. (nty.)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (LOLLOL)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (lolcamp.)
[x] You like chicken. (I GUESS?)
[x] You like watermelon. (Some watermelon.)
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 3 (THIS SECTION MAKES ME LOL HARD)
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (hurrrr genetics)
[x] You like rice a lot. (BASISCALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY.)
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. (Mint tons of asians play piano… and violin… for some reason.)
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT SO OFTEN TOO)
[x] Most people think you’re Chinese. (MAYBE BECAUSE I AM?)
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons. (I USE BOTH TERMS… mostly hurricane lately though wut)
[ ] You go to Baulko. (what the crap is that)
Total = 8 (YEAHH…)
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (GRAMMAR NAZIIIII)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You’re under 5’4″. (I'm that height wut)
Total = 4
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers. (ONCE. AND IT WAS FUN…)
[x] You love beer. (LOL AGAIN)
[x] You say eh. (I don't notice when I do but I do)
[x] You know what poutine is. (IT LOOKS FUNNY TO ME.)
[ ] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton’s. (I went there only like twice and it's not bad. ;_;)
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch Degrassi. (I USED TO AT LEAST… like a ton too)
Total = 7 (lol?)
[x] You like French toast. (sure why not)
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail. (was meh though D<)
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 3
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You’ve been to more than 5 states.
[x] You’re lazy
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don’t read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 3 (I'M LESS AMERICAN THAN I THOUGHT I'D BE?)
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[x] You love trolls. (LOOOOOOL)
[ ]You know what lutefisk is.
[x] You have been whale hunting/seeing. (ONLY SEEING.)
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ]Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x]You know how to fish and have fished before. (more lolcamp.)
I'M SO ASIAN… AND CANADIAN, APPARENTLY.