Written by the great Tara Gilesbie, this fanfic brings all others to its knees.
Yes, I’m talking about My Immortal, with the ultimate mary-sue SEXY, PALE, GOFFIK, VAMPIRE, BI, WITCH, SLYTHERIN GIRL, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
She’s so goffik, guise, and has so much intelligence to spare.
So anyway, this glorious fanfic starts with our main protagonist, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. She’s only the greatest vampire/witch/goffik gurl evvaarr.
So basically, she’s anorexic but has big tits, has the perfect curves, and every guy likes her. Oh, and she calls all of her reviewers fags, but claims to hate “hamophobics”.
The cunts at Fanfiction.net couldn’t understand the concept of great lulz, so they deleted it, but you can still read it here.
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.