1608 hours and here I am at a cybercafe.
Ever felt like life’s trying to pull a prank on you?
IT’S HORRIBLE MAN.
Well at least I got to be a dead butler last saturday.
Yeaaaaah anyways, internet’s fucked up and here I am at this cybercafe trying to work on a project due thursday. AND OH LOOK A PICTURE OF THIS CUTE LITTLE THINGY I HAVE TO TALK BOUT:
You guys really don’t want one of those inside your intestines, it goes like “NOMNOM” and then sucks lots of nutrients out of your body and OH HEY ITS 20 METERS LONG!!!! (65 feet muh feluoys), and get ready to poop that shit up later it’s going to be paaaaainful.