So I got an e-mail telling me someone liked one of my posts here on WordPress.
Then I clicked on the guy’s gravatar profile link.
At the top, it said “Aloha, Jed!”
So, I’m like.
WHAT THE FUCK? DOES THIS SITE KNOW ABOUT MY HAWAI’I OBSESSION? ;___;
So I refreshed that bitch.
Then it said, “Kia Ora, Jed!”
SO I’M LIKE.
WHOA, THERE BREHBREH. HOW THE FUCK?
Kia Ora is a Maori greeting.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRYING TO TELL ME? ;____________________________;
IS THIS A SIGN? OR SOMESHIT?
STOP TEASING MEEEE ;___;