I don’t like it when people try to hook me up with their friends. Especially their friends I don’t even know. LOL.
I mean, shit, do I look desperate enough for you to find someone for me? I’m completely fine on finding someone on my own.
And although I might say shit like “Oh, I’m so lonely” and shit, 99.9999% of the time, I’m joking. LOL.
The only reason why I’ve been single for a while after knowing of a number of people liking me is cause I don’t go for just anybody.
I have to admit, I’m shallow, but I’d rather be shallow than easy.
I don’t give a fuck if you get down to your knees and cry that you don’t have me. If I don’t want you, you ain’t getting none. You’ll just look like a desperate bitch.
Plus, it makes me feel like they’re putting me out there when they do that, like I’m sort of market tool for single people. Fucking hate that.
I don’t like being put out there.
I ain’t fucking easy, breh. Not at all. And I don’t fall for just anyone. Especially not some random friend you showed me.
I don’t believe in love at first sight. Takes a lot of shit for me to like you.
Sorry, LOL. It’s just my friend Codename: Marvin the Martian told his friend something about how I’m into Polynesian guys, and his friend is into them as well. So he told him to TALK TO ME. >_>
Ugh. That kinda pissed me off. It’s everything I mentioned above.
And I’m not even Polynesian LOL.