Got in a tough pickle? Got caught red-handed? Was cheated on and now you want revenge?!
HERE LIES THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS:
Rips the living shit out of that annoying wife/repressing figure you have in your life!
Short guide on how to use it:
1) Press the fuck it button on the back
2) Fully develop your independence
C) RIP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH (aka know as the Cunt step)
4) Then slowly drift away… and get an alibi.
I’ll stop throwing green out in the open and just be straightforward:
Explicit your distance to your relatives and make your last move towards full independence.
But make sure you show her, every single thing that led you to doing so.
Your mom will be buried in burden, however it might just be the only way to wake her up.
Strike Jed, it’s no longer time to suffer in silence.