Reasoning

Got in a tough pickle? Got caught red-handed? Was cheated on and now you want revenge?!

HERE LIES THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS:

REASONATOR 2000

Rips the living shit out of that annoying wife/repressing figure you have in your life!

Short guide on how to use it:

1) Press the fuck it button on the back

2) Fully develop your independence

C) RIP THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH (aka know as the Cunt step)

4) Then slowly drift away… and get an alibi.

I’ll stop throwing green out in the open and just be straightforward:

Jed,

Explicit your distance to your relatives and make your last move towards full independence.

But make sure you show her, every single thing that led you to doing so.

Your mom will be buried in burden, however it might just be the only way to wake her up.

Strike Jed, it’s no longer time to suffer in silence.

Pedro/Unkz

 

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Help.

One comment on “Reasoning

  1. Jed says:

    Thanks for the inspiration, bruh.

    Once I graduate college, I’ll know I have something to prove.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s