Day 6 : Unkz



Deep(Yes bonnie, deep) Poem e_o

Life is really interesting.

One day, it looks like a never ending poem,

the next one, looks like some drama movie.

Feels like anything, but real life.

Is that the so called…


This is…

I just wanted to share this with you guys. Fill it out if you want. 8D


[x] You drink a lot of tea. (Coffee more than tea, though.)

[ ] You know what a brolly is.

[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.

[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.

[ ] You use the word “bugger” or the phrase “bloody hell.”

[ ] Fish and chips are yummy. (Never had them, sadly.)

[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily. (Jesus, I can’t even eat 2 eggs and bacon.)

[x ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.

[x] It’s football…. Not soccer. (People I know get confused because I refer to both American Football and “soccer” as Football.)

Total = 3


[ ] You wear flip-flops all year. (I fucking hate flip-flops.)

[ ] You call flip-flops “thongs” not flip-flops. (LOL. I love Australians so much more now.)

[x ] You love a backyard barbie.

[x ] You know a barbie is not a doll.

[x] You love the beach. (Currently covered with oil where I am.)

[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.

[ ] You’re a sports fanatic.

[ ] You are tanned.

[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan. (I’m actually considered upper class. Or upper-middle class, I can’t tell anymore.)

[ ] You have an Australian something. (Nothing that I know of.)

Total = 4


[x ] The Sopranos is a great show. (TONY FTW.)

[x ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (It’s cause I’m Asian.)

[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (That sounds dirty.)

[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.

[x] You know Italian songs.

[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour. (My eyes aren’t that dark.)

[ ] You speak some Italian. (Alls I know is fottito and dove fuggi.)

[ ] You are under 5’10”. I’m exactly that height.

[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. (I hate pizza.)

[x] You talk with your hands. (It’s hard not to, damnit. ;_;”)

Total = 5


[ ] You say ‘member’ instead of remember. (You member? I member.)

[ ] You speak Spanish or some.

[x ] You like tacos. (WHO DOESN’T.)

[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr. (I didn’t know all Spanish people typed like that on their computer. Thank you for clearing that up.)

[ ] You are dark skinned. (I’m the palest motherfucker on my street.)

[x ] You know what a Puta is.

[x] You talk fast occasionally. (And some cuntholes can’t keep up for some reason. That’s why I should move to Louisiana.)

[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (Biggest mistake ever, btw.)

[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total = 3


[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.

[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.

[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.

[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. (How does knowing someone named Natasha make YOU more Russian?)

[x] You don’t get cold easily. (Only my feet, actually. I usually get really hot even in cold weather.)

[ ] You get into contests all the time. (Because all Russians enter contests?)

[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (God please.)

[x] You eat sushi more than once a week. (AND THIS IS RUSSIAN, HOW?)

[x] You love listening to techno. (Shamefully, yes.)

Total = 4


[ ] Your parents let you drink.

[ ] You know what a pizda is.

[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.

[ ] People always ask to see your “kielbasa” checking if your Polish.

[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.

[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.

[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.

Total = 0 (LOL.)


[ ] You think beer is the best.

[x] You have a bad temper. (D<.)

[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.

[x] You have blue or green eyes. (Both. XD)

[x] You like the colour green.

[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.

[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.

[ ] You have/had blonde hair.

[ ] You have/had freckles.

Total = 3


[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (LOL WHAT?)

[ ] You have nappy hair. (Wow, this thing is racist.)

[ ] You like rap.

[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (AND THE RACISM FLOWS LIKE WATER.)

[x ] You like chicken. (WHO THE FUCK DOESN’T.)

[x] You like watermelon. (Some watermelon.)

[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.

[ ] You smoke newports.

Total = 2 (Man, I was hoping I’d be blacker. All of these questions so far are… questionable. 8D;)


[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (I have large eyes. They’re kind of ‘slanty’, though.)

[x] You like rice a lot. (I eat too much of it.)

[x ] You are good at math.

[x] You have played the piano. (And failed. What does this have to do with being Asian?)

[x] You have family from Asia.

[x ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[ ] Most people think you’re Chinese. (Yeah, because China is obviously the only Asian country.)

[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.

[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total = 6

[x] You like bread. (I actually hate bread, but bakery bread is the fucking shit.)

[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (Lol, all chocolate is good.)

[ ] You speak some German. ( All I know is Scheisse and  Schweinhund.)

[x ] You know what Schnitzel is. (Isn’t that AUSTRIAN? Culturefail.)

[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (I’m called a Grammar Nazi, but it’s funny.)

[ ] You went to Pre-school.

[ ] You’re under 5’4″. (Aren’t Germans considered relatively tall? LOL.)

Total = 3


[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers. (I nearly busted my arse, too.)

[ ] You love beer.

[x] You say eh. (On certain occasions. Instead of saying “BLAH BLAH BLAH, RIGHT?” I’ll say “eh” instead.)

[ ] You know what poutine is.

[ ] You speak some French.  (All I know is Je’ taime and tu es fils d’un gay et d’une pute)

[ ] You love Tim Horton’s. (Tim Horton’s what?)

[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.

[ ] You watch Degrassi. (Oh god that show gave me so much AIDs. IT’S GETTING REEAAAALLL.)

Total = 2


[x] You like French toast. (Obviously.)

[ ] You love wine .

[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.

[x] You have eaten a snail.

[x] You like fashion. (Sure.)

[ ] You have been to France.

[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Well, Jesus, that’s the majority of them, isn’t it?)

Total = 3


[ ] You hate foreigners.

[ ] You hate non-Christians.

[x] You’ve been to more than 5 states. (I barely remember most of them.)

[x] You’re lazy

[ ] You are not cultured.

[ ] You hate abortion. (I’m all for pro-choice.)

[ ] But love the death penalty. (Depends on what they did. If they killed someone, knowingly aware of their actions, they should get the death penalty, in my opinion.)

[x] You don’t read. (Not much.)

[x ] You shop at Wal-Mart.

Total = 4

(Lol @ American hatred. I heard a quote once that said, “America is so diverse, a stereotype is as equally true as the opposite of itself,” or something along those lines.)


[ ] You know what lefse is.

[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.

[x] You love trolls. (Yes.)

[ ]You know what lutefisk is.

[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.

[x ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.

[x]Fish is a huge part of your diet.

[ ]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.

[x]You know how to fish and have fished before.

Total= 4

This is the most racist thing I’ve seen since the last time I heard Mel Gibson. I’m apparently very Asian, which was expected.

Oh hai thar.

I haven’t checked my emails in like 4 weeks, and I found this invitation in the email. And of course, no one tells me that I actually got an email in the first place, so I didn’t know it was there. SO DON’T BLAME ME, BONNIE. ;_;.

I blame Unkz. D<

Okay, not really, BUT YOU CAN SEE MY POINT.

Oh, and am I supposed to blog about things that happened?

My life is so boring, but I’ll give it a shot//

Yesterday, (3-15-10), I went to town with my family to go shopping.

My little sister, Tori, made us go to the park to feed ducks, and we ended up wasting like 10 loaves of bread on just that.

We bought another coffee maker because our old one pretty much died a few years ago, and I’m the only person that drinks coffee besides my mom.

Now, I’m drinking coffee like water.

But, I read in some weird magazine that coffee was actually one of the most healthy things you can drink, so yeah.
And thus concludes my boring-ass day.
Today, I just slept until 12:00 P.M., took a long shower, and got on the PC just for Unkz to ditch me. Now my sleeping habits are going to be screwy.
But it’s Spring Break for 5 more days, so I’m happy.

But bored.