so hilariously bad. literally

I laugh at despair. I don’t know. Nothing really gets to me man, LOL.

If I’m angry, I’m only angry for like… nothing longer than an hour at most.

ANYWHOOZLE…

It’s late August. It’s time for SCHOOL.

 

EDIT: horyjunk this is longer than I thought I was typing, LOL SORRY.

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what the hell does this mean

SO, this afternoon I took a nap.

This story sounds exhilarating already, doesn’t it?

I had a dream.

A literal dream.

Not a dream like Unkz’s stupid company for interweb friends.

It was an odd dream, like all of the ones I actually remember.

So in the dream, it was all in this huuuuuuge mall.

Name a store, and this mall had it. (I THINK I HAD ANOTHER MALL DREAM THIS YEAR TOO)

Then there I was, pregnant. (this was in that other dream too, wtf.)

Yeah, pregnant.

…like six months in.

I was like thirty years old too.

I got a phone call from what I guess was my in-dream husband, he said something about being there before the doors closed for the “problem outside.”

I assume it was some APOCALYPSE OH NOOO OH GOD WE ALL GONNA DIE thing.

So I wander around the mall with my preggo belly and I see a ton of people. A TON. They were all just loitering around chatting though, not shopping, not worrying about this APOCALYPSE, just chatting like people on lunch break.

So then I try finding the FF people

and I find everyone in walmart by the toys/games section opening all the games and crap and playing with them (lolwhat?).

There were other close friends and online friends around too.

and so duh, everyone else is older too.

also apparently in the dream, ree was my “second husband,” for real. Like I married my husband, and then illegally married ree.

looooooooool. Unkz was there too and after ree dumped him (FOR ME HAHAHHA) he was reunited with CELINA. (that is like… awesome though…)

Mint married some super rich successful guy and was IN LOOOOOVEEEe and had a huge family (seriously. over ten kids). lololol.

Jed married some unknown Filipino guy who didn’t even speak English. LOL

Everyone else also had their lovers around, NO ONE WAS FOREVER ALONE JUST YET. Except me with my first husband out doing junk wut.

YEAH so we talk about this coming apocalypse (which no one has any idea about other than it’s an apocalypse).

Then OMG AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED and things exploded,

my husband comes in at this point yelling for me (BUT NO, IT’S LIGHTS WENT OUT AND I CAN’T SEE HIM).

then the lights come back and everyone disappeared.

I then walk around, and of course a ton of damage has happened.

All the people who were around earlier disappeared.

DISAPPEARED. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

and I’m the only one left.

…well, me and some unborn baby in mah belleh.

I go out to the parking lot and HELLO. There’s everyone

…..fighting off  robots.

With magic, swords and bows and arrows.

wtf happened to guns, idk.

Was like some epic mmo maaaan.

Except… yeah.

Then a robot came rushing toward me

and the FF CAME TO THE RESCUE OMG!!!1!!

fo srs. like an mmo.

and the rest was stuff you only see on corny television and kid shows.

stuff like extreme TEAMWORK and KILLING WITHOUT ANY BLOOD AT ALL

and corny lines like “WE NEED ALL OF OUR TEAM TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! WOOOOO!”

also, hell, during this robot invasion it was raining.

waterproof robots.

whoever was behind it was not stupid.

and because, remember, I was pregnant, I couldn’t fight

but that doesn’t matter `cause I was another light magic healer person.

and that’s all I could do.

loooooool

and after what was days and days in dream world

THE HOMO sapienS WON.

WOOOOOOOOO screw you robots

oh and all the people who died earlier were revived by magicks.

idk how.

then the dream ended by every online friend I’ve met and every close friend living in the huuuuge mall (which me and mai unknown husbando owned from before the beginning, wut) because everyone’s houses GOT BROKE.

The FF lived in walmart

And then I woke up.

HEY. /referral link spam ||| GUYS I SUCK WITH PEOPLE.

http://ggftw.com/forum/register.php?referrerid=199

so. for like, the past week i’ve been trying to talk to people on my contacts list that i have talked to in more than a year. IT’S BEEN PRETTY OKAY SO FAR.

but all the guys i’ve tried RECONNECTING to have been like “wtf why are you speaking to me again all of the sudden”
the girls however have been nice and we had nice chats D<

I’ll call this poem…
OH TYPICAL BOYS.

of course they say what they say.
or say nothing at all
maybe it’s just me.
i bet it’s me.
yeah, it must be me.

ME ME ME.
i needa get shot man.
whatever though.
I THINK I TALKED TO MOST OF THEM 8D
i feel good.
I FEEEEEL GOOD.
NA NA NA NA NA NAA
…what’s that song called again?
i don’t remember.
like most things but STILL.

whateverrr.
oh and remember that refer-a-friend event?
i’m in third place right now.
there’s a little less than a week til it ends now.
ends at the end of the month.
dude half the people i’ve asked won’t sign up.
SEE, IF I HAD MORE COOPERATIVE FRIENDS I COULD SO DO THIS.
but it’s all good since when i first heard of that event i thought i wouldn’t even get more than 1 referral.
i got seven more, somehow.
and that times five is 35.
so i also get 35 bucks from stupid friend who thought i couldn’t do some simple persuading. (I ACTUALLY CAN’T BUT I GOT THEM MONIES)
well, if she holds out on that bet.
i bet she won’t.
oh god, i’m so bad with betting.
i’m such a gambler.
no one take me to any casinos when i’m older.
okay, maybe one…
and maybe with a good sum of money…
NO.
BAD BONNIE.
/slaps self

anyway.
guy in first has 12.
guy in second has 10.
i got eight.
lol, i fail.
hi.
someone
sign up
here
please.
sadface. :c

http://ggftw.com/forum/register.php?referrerid=199

and and by the way today i thought it was tuesday until like an hour ago.
DUDE, I EVEN GOT EXCITED FOR RAISING HOPE, which i thought would be showing right now
BUT NO, IT’S MONDAY.
dancing with the stars. rly.
nty. :(

omg, i’m like those annoying seizure inducing commercials.
or something.
….maybe not.
what’s wrong with me.
i’m tired.
it’s like, 9 right now though.
oh well.

good night gaiz.

actually, i have a lot more on my mind right now, but it’s fine.
i’m too tired to type any more.
but i still type on.
:c

idk what i’m doing.

FO REALS GAIZ.

sundays bore me.
i’m waiting for vindictus to patch.
i forgot to do it earlier.
sadface. ;_;
i don’t think i’ll really play it on weekdays, or busy saturdays either.
anywhoozle.
i steal words from certain person.
totes, man.

that live stream of the two gay guys breaking the kissing record is still interesting.
one of them is shirtless now.
apparently they did it by using keys.
i wonder if they’re tired.
i wonder how they take care of needing to pee/poo too.
lol.
the chat next to the stream is all like “GET THIS KISS ON LIVE TELEVISION NOW!!!”
also full of “____ SUPPORTS YOU MATTy AND BOBBY!!!”
yeah.

oh and apparently maka is going to have a hueg roadtrip too.
in five years.
trustorybro.

earlier i was on ggftw playing with this one profile customizing thing…
idk. i think it looks pretty. ;_;

I LIKE GREEN.
I LIKE FLOWERS.
i like looking stupid.
HERP A DERP.
and moemon.
/shot

now i feel like playing moemon.
maybe i’ll do that while i wait for vindictus to patch.
i didn’t know i was gonna have to patch.
boo. D:

the sun looks really nice while it’s setting right now.

Zee midnight post.

Well, I was wondering. I study at night, so wtf?
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST HERE AT MIDNIGHT THEN!

Like I always did, I’m a renegade…

From the shadow…

that comes from your mom’s vagina…

Yeah, that’s right. I’m that big guy who made your daddy cry when he found out…

that your mom…

was being done.

AND NOW….

he started doing some hookers…

to get AIDS…

So he could give your mom AIDS…

and yeah the end.

Your mom has AIDS now kiddo, good luck.

Aurora Borealis

With the chance of sounding emo, I wanted to show you guys the Aurora Borealis, or The Northern Lights, as it’s more commonly known.

This is going to sound very corny, but every time I see something beautiful in nature, it always makes me stop and think, “Hey, maybe life isn’t so bad, after all.”

Yeah, that was just something that piques my interest every time I think about it, and I really don’t have much else to talk about except that school is almost starting.