SO, this afternoon I took a nap.
This story sounds exhilarating already, doesn’t it?
I had a dream.
A literal dream.
Not a dream like Unkz’s stupid company for interweb friends.
It was an odd dream, like all of the ones I actually remember.
So in the dream, it was all in this huuuuuuge mall.
Name a store, and this mall had it. (I THINK I HAD ANOTHER MALL DREAM THIS YEAR TOO)
Then there I was, pregnant. (this was in that other dream too, wtf.)
…like six months in.
I was like thirty years old too.
I got a phone call from what I guess was my in-dream husband, he said something about being there before the doors closed for the “problem outside.”
I assume it was some APOCALYPSE OH NOOO OH GOD WE ALL GONNA DIE thing.
So I wander around the mall with my preggo belly and I see a ton of people. A TON. They were all just loitering around chatting though, not shopping, not worrying about this APOCALYPSE, just chatting like people on lunch break.
So then I try finding the FF people
and I find everyone in walmart by the toys/games section opening all the games and crap and playing with them (lolwhat?).
There were other close friends and online friends around too.
and so duh, everyone else is older too.
also apparently in the dream, ree was my “second husband,” for real. Like I married my husband, and then illegally married ree.
looooooooool. Unkz was there too and after ree dumped him (FOR ME HAHAHHA) he was reunited with CELINA. (that is like… awesome though…)
Mint married some super rich successful guy and was IN LOOOOOVEEEe and had a huge family (seriously. over ten kids). lololol.
Jed married some unknown Filipino guy who didn’t even speak English. LOL
Everyone else also had their lovers around, NO ONE WAS FOREVER ALONE JUST YET. Except me with my first husband out doing junk wut.
YEAH so we talk about this coming apocalypse (which no one has any idea about other than it’s an apocalypse).
Then OMG AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED and things exploded,
my husband comes in at this point yelling for me (BUT NO, IT’S LIGHTS WENT OUT AND I CAN’T SEE HIM).
then the lights come back and everyone disappeared.
I then walk around, and of course a ton of damage has happened.
All the people who were around earlier disappeared.
DISAPPEARED. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
and I’m the only one left.
…well, me and some unborn baby in mah belleh.
I go out to the parking lot and HELLO. There’s everyone
…..fighting off robots.
With magic, swords and bows and arrows.
wtf happened to guns, idk.
Was like some epic mmo maaaan.
Then a robot came rushing toward me
and the FF CAME TO THE RESCUE OMG!!!1!!
fo srs. like an mmo.
and the rest was stuff you only see on corny television and kid shows.
stuff like extreme TEAMWORK and KILLING WITHOUT ANY BLOOD AT ALL
and corny lines like “WE NEED ALL OF OUR TEAM TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! WOOOOO!”
also, hell, during this robot invasion it was raining.
whoever was behind it was not stupid.
and because, remember, I was pregnant, I couldn’t fight
but that doesn’t matter `cause I was another light magic healer person.
and that’s all I could do.
and after what was days and days in dream world
THE HOMO sapienS WON.
WOOOOOOOOO screw you robots
oh and all the people who died earlier were revived by magicks.
then the dream ended by every online friend I’ve met and every close friend living in the huuuuge mall (which me and mai unknown husbando owned from before the beginning, wut) because everyone’s houses GOT BROKE.
The FF lived in walmart
And then I woke up.