And in your arms, I’ll stay.
2/5/11 – 00:00 On skype with some friends, when Yago came up with the idea to set up a twitcam and show random shit with jap boy and Leo. Yeahh, they were pretty much stoned and bored when that happened, but a few hours later they felt hot and took off their shirts…
Now you check out the post title…
Yeah that’s right. Their manly chests drew pedos to the link(and fortunately some hot chicks as well ;D), but that’s not the reason why I wrote this post…
I wrote this post for trolling reasons.
Yes, trolling (lulwhut)
When it was around 4am, the guys sorta made up like a hooka system like,
them pedos were askin for sausages, then Yago (the host a.k.a pimp) would say: 20 VIEWERS AND YOU GET WEEWEE.
Viewer count would hop but never reach the target.
Until this one guy…
He managed to put his eyes into Anderson(Leo’s ho name) and made up his mind.
Yes, he wanted to fuck him people.
“OH HEY, GET ANDERSON. I WANT TO SEE THOSE MANLY THIGHS ;D”
We knew we had the bomb in our hands.
Guess what yago did.
Yes, that’s the trolling part.
“IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ANDERSON, HERE’S HIS E-MAIL…”
Yep, now you guess who got the sucker punch. Here’s a tip :
His name starts with the letter G.
Bonnie you take a guess.
If you guessed Geovane, you were fucking right my vriend!
“OK I’LL ADD YOU, I’LL BE FUCKING YOU IN YO DREAMS MY GOLDEN ANUS XOXO”
-2 days ago-
– Leo telling story-
SO THERE WAS THIS GUY CALLED OLIVER SILVA…
HO SHIT I ADDED THAT MOFO…
You earned the trollface dud. You’re my hero.
WOOHOO FOR PEDOPHILES CHASING THE GUY I HATE THE MOST AHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
k I guess I’m done with this post. I’ll be going to bed ppl.
EDIT: Btw he’s not being chased, but it sure feels good to dream huh?
Here I am in aruba having fun and all, but who would ever expect I would:
Go to a strip club look for a whore for my uncle’s bachelor party,
Having to hold back your cousin that’s twice your size because of his goddamn short temper so we wouldn’t get into a fight,
Play Dominoes with drunk 20ish year old people and lose,
Have those drunk ass women drive round with a flashlight in a dark place so they could flash people having secks in other cars,
Junkie ass guy smoke weed, then have him laugh for the whole ride back to our place,
Visiting almost every casino you see in front of you just so you’ll play bingo with your aunt HAR HAR HAR shes a pro
Stare at hot women while old hags that happen to be your aunt’s friends flirt with you,
and who knows what might happen before the goddamn wedding.
I’m just sayin’
(To be edited AGAIN)
so. for like, the past week i’ve been trying to talk to people on my contacts list that i have talked to in more than a year. IT’S BEEN PRETTY OKAY SO FAR.
but all the guys i’ve tried RECONNECTING to have been like “wtf why are you speaking to me again all of the sudden”
the girls however have been nice and we had nice chats D<
I’ll call this poem…
OH TYPICAL BOYS.
of course they say what they say.
or say nothing at all
maybe it’s just me.
i bet it’s me.
yeah, it must be me.
ME ME ME.
i needa get shot man.
I THINK I TALKED TO MOST OF THEM 8D
i feel good.
I FEEEEEL GOOD.
NA NA NA NA NA NAA
…what’s that song called again?
i don’t remember.
like most things but STILL.
oh and remember that refer-a-friend event?
i’m in third place right now.
there’s a little less than a week til it ends now.
ends at the end of the month.
dude half the people i’ve asked won’t sign up.
SEE, IF I HAD MORE COOPERATIVE FRIENDS I COULD SO DO THIS.
but it’s all good since when i first heard of that event i thought i wouldn’t even get more than 1 referral.
i got seven more, somehow.
and that times five is 35.
so i also get 35 bucks from stupid friend who thought i couldn’t do some simple persuading. (I ACTUALLY CAN’T BUT I GOT THEM MONIES)
well, if she holds out on that bet.
i bet she won’t.
oh god, i’m so bad with betting.
i’m such a gambler.
no one take me to any casinos when i’m older.
okay, maybe one…
and maybe with a good sum of money…
guy in first has 12.
guy in second has 10.
i got eight.
lol, i fail.
and and by the way today i thought it was tuesday until like an hour ago.
DUDE, I EVEN GOT EXCITED FOR RAISING HOPE, which i thought would be showing right now
BUT NO, IT’S MONDAY.
dancing with the stars. rly.
omg, i’m like those annoying seizure inducing commercials.
what’s wrong with me.
it’s like, 9 right now though.
good night gaiz.
actually, i have a lot more on my mind right now, but it’s fine.
i’m too tired to type any more.
but i still type on.
that hp lappy i kinda decided on for my birthday (OR AT LEAST I PLANNED TO ASK FOR IT) jumped up hundred bucks on Best Buy.
hp pavilion dv5-2035dx.
from last night ->this morning
all the other laptops look horrid now that i see that this one was okay.
no dells ty.
I was really liking how this one looked too.
WHY BEST BUY, WHY?
AND CHEAP FAMILY.
WHY CHEAP FAMILY… WHY.
oh, we’re getting another ice cream cake this year though.
then I should be happy if my dad considers getting me a new laptop at all.
but anything is better than my current piece of overheating noisy slow laptop i’m on right now. 8D
“THE ONE YOU HAVE NOW WORKS THOUGH. NO NEED UNLESS IT NEVER TURNS ON AGAIN.” is basically all dad says about buying new expensive stuff unless there’s a really nice sale going on.
Well, I was wondering. I study at night, so wtf?
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POST HERE AT MIDNIGHT THEN!
Like I always did, I’m a renegade…
From the shadow…
that comes from your mom’s vagina…
Yeah, that’s right. I’m that big guy who made your daddy cry when he found out…
that your mom…
was being done.
he started doing some hookers…
to get AIDS…
So he could give your mom AIDS…
and yeah the end.
Your mom has AIDS now kiddo, good luck.
ahklsjd;kfjd I’m totally loving my school man. >: hi here i’ll just randomly ramble about my life right now since i have some free time. just to have less unkz on the front page. gaiz it’s so busy everywhere. ;_;
MY SCHOOL BUS. My school bus finally has a normal amount of students on the bus and I can walk out to the bus stop at a good time. They put the middle schoolers on another bus (one of the newer school buses though, themluckyhoars). My bus driver finally got over first-week-bus-rage (idk) and she’s being better over everything. Except for the ones that can’t follow rules and then they get her nasty side. AHAHHAA.
Homeroom is absolutely nothing. It’s more like a meeting fifteen minutes right after first period for… actually I don’t even know what it’s for. dljflkdfjd i fail.
Gym/P.E. is so easy. We’re not timed when we change out (like fifteen minutes given to change man) and changing into gym clothes is optional in the first place. Also my talkative gym teacher Teller reminds me so much of my old health teacher. REALLY. Both are… in-their-ate-thirty males, are gym teachers, coach tennis, same height, same kinda outfits, and both are really funny. So alike I’ve already called him the wrong name twice. orz
My English class. Mrs Siemon (AHAHAHHAHA SEMEN) is really project-happy. Two projects already done with and another we have no clue about coming up next week. Reminds me of my teacher from last year, omg i wanna go on a field trip to Atlanta Georgia or somewhere for three days again. ;_; IT COULD HAPPEN, YENNO… IT COULD.
My art class is full of seniors there for easy credit, lolol. Yeahanyway my teacher there, Coach Rog, is nice too. Everyday it’s just a lesson, instructions, he goes on his computer to read the news and to let us do classwork/goof off. He hasn’t taken any grades yet, wut. Reminds me of my social studies teacher last year who only had test and project grades. WHAT’S WITH ME AND HAVING TRENDS IN SCHOOL!!?!?!11/
I have lunch after art. B LUNCH WWWWHHHY. It’s so late for me and I usually get hungry way back in English. 1:30-2:05 ftl. But B lunch is a lot less crowded than A lunch so I like it better then. School food is still meh. We usually end up eating the first ten minutes then wander the buildings afterward. ahahaahaha.
LAST CLASS OF THE DAAAY. Earth/Environmental Science. aaaalongnametotype. It’s so fun and easy. This teacher is lab-happy. We have an experiment to do almost every other day. lool. Other days are a mix of notes/videos/powerpoints to sit through. Thennn quizzes/tests to kill.
Then school’s over. EVERYDAY HAS BEEN GOING BY SO FAST. Also I know most names of classmates which is awesome for me. My closest friends scattered all over in my classes instead of just one period (lol my entire 6th grade story) with everyone is nice too.
I’M TOTALLY GONNA JUST BREEZE THROUGH THIS SEMESTER. Then when it’s over I’ll prolly be busier with… I think Latin I, Honors Geometry, Honors Biology, and Honors World History. YAAAAY.
AND NOW i gotta go sleep.