so hilariously bad. literally

I laugh at despair. I don’t know. Nothing really gets to me man, LOL.

If I’m angry, I’m only angry for like… nothing longer than an hour at most.

ANYWHOOZLE…

It’s late August. It’s time for SCHOOL.

 

EDIT: horyjunk this is longer than I thought I was typing, LOL SORRY.

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thank god they mail a schedule change request form with it

sup guys.

I got my schedule for my sophomore year in the mail today.

Right now it’s…

1st semester:

1st period: Latin II (for required foreign language– though I love it and I’ll be sticking with it all of high school)

2nd period: Health Science I (docta docta, give it to meeeee! …haven’t heard anything about this class really, but i’m actually pretty excited for it )

3rd period: Honors Algebra II (shoulda taken this freshie year, but it’s a-okay. it’s math.)

4th period:  Honors English II (heard it was mainly speeches. i got dis. )

2nd semester:

1st period: Horticulture I (LOLWTFNO. I’m requesting this to be swapped)

2nd period: Pre-Calculus (it’s math. ye.)

3rd period: Honors Civics and Economics (…I don’t know what to expect in this one)

4th period: Honors Chemistry (hell YES, perfect ending to my day omg)

 

I am pleased with the schedule.

Aside from the fact that I have horticulture in there, I mean really, what?

I had it as an alternative, yeah… like the fifth one down the line.

Psychology first, then  biotechnology (lol guess it got canceled/replaced), Ceramics, Anatomy&Physiology, Latin 3, and then… I don’t remember.

 

 

Apparently if I want to have my schedule changed before the first ten days of school, I should go to the student service office on August 9 or 10 from 8am-1pm.

These dates work for me though, since my school is on the way to the hospital and the hospital is holding a seminar  from 10am-12pm that I’m going to on the tenth. :D

 

now to decide just what to switch horticulture out with.

i mean, horticulture doesn’t sound too bad, but… I couldn’t go to that in the mornings and stay for 90 minutes, I COULDN’T.

 

also, when I switch out… all of this may or may not change, LOL.

it’ll be a nice surprise on august 25th, i guess.

I still have like four years though

LOL

trying to type this in like less than five minutes since I’m gonna be OUT DA DOOR soon.

I’M BARELY THINKING ABOUT COLLEGE HERE…

Although in two/three years I may be dying over it.

 

I still just want to go to a college in NC (IN-STATE IS CHEAPER, RRRRAAAGE).

Possibly a smaller school that’s just good in what I wanna do (MEDICINE??? MAYBE???…)

screw big schools…

or not.

IDK my life plans change every season.

 

Well I still do want to be in medicine somehow.

DOCTA DOCTAAA, GIVE IT TO MEEEEEe.

/shot

Okay I gotta go volunteer at the hospital now.

 

I HELPED AND POSTED JED, SO HERE.

btw i just get lazy.

I MEAN THIS IS A LOT OF TYPING.

yeah.

bye for now.

MISSION SUCCESS???

typed up on like… first night of no net:

 

*knock on wood*

so I’m typing this as a document right now as I have no internet access.

I’ll copy&paste it to a new post thing later.

…well later would mean when you see this. 8D

MY PLAN HAS BEEN ENGAGED.

Only ree knew my plan though.

Which I came up with yesterday almost on impulse after a d/c…

yeah.

So my plan was to break my modem, which you guys know resets every half hour causing me to DISCONNECT EACH TIME.

I poured water & soda into the modem…

yeah, it’s kinda blinking on and off right now.

I was hoping it’d like… crackle and spark and blow up…

but this works because my dad was all like

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID OLD THING?

Maybe it’s time to get a new one!

IT’S WORKING SO FAR.

But I think I may jinx it so

*knocks on wood*

):

Yeah so when I get my net back

it should hopefully be through a brand new modem

that does not screw me over in anything internet-related (if not… FFFF—).

But seriously, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY SOME OF MY DISCONNECTIONS WERE TIMED…!!??!?!11

purdy funnay, bruh.

Anyway, to pass time I’ve been cleaning my room.

After I finish I’ll be playing professor layton games

…and maybe finally finish pokemon black….

LOL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED POKEMON BLACK TOO.

MAN, I’m bad.

My mom and little brothers are playing the wii, so they’re gonna live through today.

They also think the internet is down because of our ISP…

yeah, my entire family is technology-retarded. :D

 

Guys, I’M PRO.

 

Cable guy just came in a replaced our modem, free.

LOL, WIN FOR ME AND CHEAPO DAD.

 

The modem is black and shiny and new and IS NOT GOING TO DISCONNECT ME LIKE A HOAR.

I’m happy.

 

My plan worked.

Although I was somewhat dying yesterday without internet…

I have problems, I’M SORRY. ;_;

 

No matter what I’M BACK, GUYS. D<

With no d/c’s.

 

TOTALLY WORTH BREAKING CRAP FOR.

 

what the hell does this mean

SO, this afternoon I took a nap.

This story sounds exhilarating already, doesn’t it?

I had a dream.

A literal dream.

Not a dream like Unkz’s stupid company for interweb friends.

It was an odd dream, like all of the ones I actually remember.

So in the dream, it was all in this huuuuuuge mall.

Name a store, and this mall had it. (I THINK I HAD ANOTHER MALL DREAM THIS YEAR TOO)

Then there I was, pregnant. (this was in that other dream too, wtf.)

Yeah, pregnant.

…like six months in.

I was like thirty years old too.

I got a phone call from what I guess was my in-dream husband, he said something about being there before the doors closed for the “problem outside.”

I assume it was some APOCALYPSE OH NOOO OH GOD WE ALL GONNA DIE thing.

So I wander around the mall with my preggo belly and I see a ton of people. A TON. They were all just loitering around chatting though, not shopping, not worrying about this APOCALYPSE, just chatting like people on lunch break.

So then I try finding the FF people

and I find everyone in walmart by the toys/games section opening all the games and crap and playing with them (lolwhat?).

There were other close friends and online friends around too.

and so duh, everyone else is older too.

also apparently in the dream, ree was my “second husband,” for real. Like I married my husband, and then illegally married ree.

looooooooool. Unkz was there too and after ree dumped him (FOR ME HAHAHHA) he was reunited with CELINA. (that is like… awesome though…)

Mint married some super rich successful guy and was IN LOOOOOVEEEe and had a huge family (seriously. over ten kids). lololol.

Jed married some unknown Filipino guy who didn’t even speak English. LOL

Everyone else also had their lovers around, NO ONE WAS FOREVER ALONE JUST YET. Except me with my first husband out doing junk wut.

YEAH so we talk about this coming apocalypse (which no one has any idea about other than it’s an apocalypse).

Then OMG AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED and things exploded,

my husband comes in at this point yelling for me (BUT NO, IT’S LIGHTS WENT OUT AND I CAN’T SEE HIM).

then the lights come back and everyone disappeared.

I then walk around, and of course a ton of damage has happened.

All the people who were around earlier disappeared.

DISAPPEARED. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

and I’m the only one left.

…well, me and some unborn baby in mah belleh.

I go out to the parking lot and HELLO. There’s everyone

…..fighting off  robots.

With magic, swords and bows and arrows.

wtf happened to guns, idk.

Was like some epic mmo maaaan.

Except… yeah.

Then a robot came rushing toward me

and the FF CAME TO THE RESCUE OMG!!!1!!

fo srs. like an mmo.

and the rest was stuff you only see on corny television and kid shows.

stuff like extreme TEAMWORK and KILLING WITHOUT ANY BLOOD AT ALL

and corny lines like “WE NEED ALL OF OUR TEAM TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! WOOOOO!”

also, hell, during this robot invasion it was raining.

waterproof robots.

whoever was behind it was not stupid.

and because, remember, I was pregnant, I couldn’t fight

but that doesn’t matter `cause I was another light magic healer person.

and that’s all I could do.

loooooool

and after what was days and days in dream world

THE HOMO sapienS WON.

WOOOOOOOOO screw you robots

oh and all the people who died earlier were revived by magicks.

idk how.

then the dream ended by every online friend I’ve met and every close friend living in the huuuuge mall (which me and mai unknown husbando owned from before the beginning, wut) because everyone’s houses GOT BROKE.

The FF lived in walmart

And then I woke up.

On the plane back from Panama to São Paulo…

(Just thinking why the hell it took me around a month to post this. Yeah Ikr, I’m that lame.)

There I was, sitting on my on with my almost overweight suitcase and  bags from duty free with almost 8 pounds of candy and 1 M&Ms dispenser and an alarm clock. It felt like I was trafficking sugar from one country to another one, but anyways, it seemed like I’d have a flight like any other: Me and the Jazz songs the plane would broadcast.

However, I noticed this woman in front of me wearing earphones right when the plane was about to take off. I thought with myself : “Dude, bad idea.” Then I tried warning her that if she kept the earphones, she would have trouble dealing with the atm changes when we get to São Paulo. She had an “Oh crap” reaction right when I said that and then replied: “But we’re still not taking off” with a smile. I laughed and both of us sat back and relaxed, until this guy sitting beside me went up to both of us saying:

– I did not know that if you wore earphones that could actually happen!

Just like that, the three of us started talking about how our ears hurt when the plane goes down to land, and not when it takes off(srsly I still don’t get why that happens, but anyways), our favorite songs, bands, music genre and our dream jobs, until this semi-drunk guy when he first went up to us(yes he was completely drunk when the plane landed. That’s what happens when you have 5+ glasses of scotch when you’re a little bit intoxicated) and said:

– Life is beautiful, and money is provisory. Listen to what I’m saying, since I’m somewhat drunk and I do not know you people at all: Do what you love.

As those drunken words came out of his mouth, it felt like it was really comfortable talking to them. The more I thought, the more it made sense to get to know them more. The woman I first reached out to is called Giselle Pierre, she is a 21 year old college student that wishes to be an ambiental engineer; the man who was actually a 16 year old teenager, was called Matheus and he loves Yu-Gi-Oh. I’m more than sure that we spent at least 45 minutes talking about it. And for the drunk guy, his name is Sergio. He’s a brazilian who moved to Panama but came back  to SP for work. He got drunk on the plane and he needed to work the next day. I wonder if the following day was as pleasant as that dawn flight.

Later on, we discussed Politics and how this administration sucked ass. Actually, I don’t think I witnessed an administration that’s worth mentioning here, but anyways.

And that’s my short story of meeting people who inspired me to find a job I love and go after the people I enjoy spending time with.