Ok, so

Here I am in aruba having fun and all, but who would ever expect I would:

Go to a strip club look for a whore for my uncle’s bachelor party,

Having to hold back your cousin that’s twice your size because of his goddamn short temper so we wouldn’t get into a fight,

Play Dominoes with drunk 20ish year old people and lose,

Have those drunk ass women drive round with a flashlight in a dark place so they could flash people having secks in other cars,

Junkie ass guy smoke weed, then have him laugh for the whole ride back to our place,

Visiting almost every casino you see in front of you just so you’ll play bingo with your aunt HAR HAR HAR shes a pro

Stare at hot women while old hags that happen to be your aunt’s friends flirt with you,

and who knows what might happen before the goddamn wedding.

I’m just sayin’

BEST

VACATION

EVAR.

(To be edited AGAIN)

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okay that’s just funny

you just have to love clueless grownups.
amirite?
wow i sound stupid saying that.

ANYWAY
my aunt walked across the street to visit us
because my entire family is so asian like that being ERRRYWHERE
or not.

so my parents and my aunt are in the other room.
stalking my cousin billy, aunt in the other room’s son, on facebook.
lol yeah.
and they’re questioning his status.
which apparently is:

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, nor known to life
Through the centuries, I have withstood great pain to create many weapons for you
Yet the hands I speak of will never hold anything ever again
So as I pray to you, I pray, give me Unlimited Blade Works!

I lol’d.
and I laugh at my sad self for even recognizing it.
BUT MY COUSIN’S THE ONE WHO HAS IT AS HIS FACEBOOK STATUS…
so my aunt was like
“WHAT IS ALWAYS WITH HIS FB STATUSES?”
then my dad responds “IT’S POETRY! VERY GOOD POETRY. HE’S NOT BAD AT THIS.”
then i try not bursting out laughing right here.
lol.

jus` sharing.
i don’t know.

lol. wow.

WHYYYYYYY?!?!?1/

that hp lappy i kinda decided on for my birthday (OR AT LEAST I PLANNED TO ASK FOR IT) jumped up hundred bucks on Best Buy.
hp pavilion dv5-2035dx.
499.99->599.99
from last night ->this morning
LOL.
FAIL.
REALLY.
;_;
sad,
all the other laptops look horrid now that i see that this one was okay.
no dells ty.
I was really liking how this one looked too.
liek. rly.

WHY BEST BUY, WHY?
AND CHEAP FAMILY.
WHY CHEAP FAMILY… WHY.

oh, we’re getting another ice cream cake this year though.
c:
then I should be happy if my dad considers getting me a new laptop at all.
but anything is better than my current piece of overheating noisy slow laptop i’m on right now. 8D

“THE ONE YOU HAVE NOW WORKS THOUGH. NO NEED UNLESS IT NEVER TURNS ON AGAIN.” is basically all dad says about buying new expensive stuff unless there’s a really nice sale going on.
lol.

oh, cool, I SEE YOUR EDITS NOW.

http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2010/09/11/email-post-changes/

YA DAT’S RIGHT.
i just noticed it. fffff.
it was on that announcements line up on the dashboard. :c
also just noticed unkz is a raging loser and edited my page.
edited ree’s too.
well, that was done yesterday but whatever.

whyamisobusy?
ey, AMISO.
sounds like another really cool name.

man, all my typos and weird strings of letters can easily become horrid names i can curse my child with.
srs.

anyway.
i’ve been meaning to post.
i swear i have.
but i’m lazy.
and i forget.
and i get busy (WITH YOUR BOYYYYY/GIIIIIIIIIRL FRIUND, YEEEEEEEAH… no jk don’t hurt me)
oh, and i easily forget what i mean to post.
GAHAHAHAHHAA.
not like it matters too much.
you gaiz are busy too.
cept unkz who finds plenty of time to annoy the crud outta whoever, whenever.
but you all know i don’t give a crap about him.
seriously.

BUT.
LIFE’S NICE, MAN.
I HIT ENTER WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH.
SHAME.
SHAME.
SAD FACE.
:c

/shot

also been meaning to clean up the blog posts.
MAAAAAAN.
IT’S SO… DISORDERLY…
but i’m not even looking at this place much anymore.
what the carp.

can you tell i don’t really know what i’m talking about?
yeah.
i’ll be typing crap until i get tired.
WHATEVSSSSSSSS.

school’s fun.
for some reason, everyone EEEEEEVERYONE, FOR SOME REASON, grasp my name super easily. wut. no. rly. i never have problems with any teachers missing my name after i tell them “I GO BY BONNIE” on the very first day. even teachers i don’t have know my name.
so sad. people know my name, i know like no one else’s outside my ring of friends.
looool.

cool.

kinda reminds me, TODAY SOME RANDOM KID I’VE NEVER SAW BEFORE came up to me and it was like…

weird guy: hey you, say some sentence like really fast
me: what, why?
wg: c`mon, well okay, just say uh… “How may I help you?”
me: How may I help you?
wg: COOL, you sound like one of them operator woman voices, or something.
me: …okay.

iunno what my voice sounds like.
i don’t record myself.
i don’t think i want to.
loooool.
omg what if i have some really annoying voice and i don’t even know it.
OHMAHGAD.
no nvrm friends would admit it for me.

WHEN I HAVE SOME ACTUAL FREE TIME
i’m wanting to play vindictus.
fffffffff.
but my gaynet and homocomp…
lol, loading takes me a bit.
BUT OHMYGAD I LOVE IT…
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN PLAYED FAR ENOUGH.
;_;

oh and new tv seasons b rollin` in.
i found out my english teacher LOVES trash tv and GLEE.
she gives extra credit for watching glee and doing well on an optional quiz the day after.
HOW CAN I NOT TRY GETTING THOSE EXTRA POINTS…
so i’ll be watching glee this season.
looooooool so far in my eyes all the girls are hoars and the guys are all homo, cept that finn guy, he’s a loser instead.

but it’s all good, because glee is right before Raising Hope, my new favourite show (PROLLY)
it’s so funny and cute and just i love it ;_;
It’s about some idiot kid named Jimmy whose parents had him at 15 chooses to raise a baby he had with a crazy murderer who got the chair when the poor baby was 6 months old. He raises the baby, named Hope (IT WAS LADY BEYONCE BEFORE THAT 8D) with his family. I LOVE IT GAIZ.
DON’T ASK ME WHY.
I LIKE THIS KINDA SHOW.
it’s also by the guy who wrote (or directed or produced or something like that) My Name is Earl
i love that show too. orz
KARMA. THAT SHOW IS WHERE I TRULY LEARNED WHAT IT MEANT.
yes i understood karma better from a stupid tv show instead of my BUDDHIST PARENTS
loooool.
not glee. that’s trash okay.
/shot

what’s wrong with meeeeee.
ofc don’t answer that.

ohey, it’s time for me to go.
G`NIGHT.