so hilariously bad. literally

I laugh at despair. I don’t know. Nothing really gets to me man, LOL.

If I’m angry, I’m only angry for like… nothing longer than an hour at most.

ANYWHOOZLE…

It’s late August. It’s time for SCHOOL.

 

EDIT: horyjunk this is longer than I thought I was typing, LOL SORRY.

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MISSION SUCCESS???

typed up on like… first night of no net:

 

*knock on wood*

so I’m typing this as a document right now as I have no internet access.

I’ll copy&paste it to a new post thing later.

…well later would mean when you see this. 8D

MY PLAN HAS BEEN ENGAGED.

Only ree knew my plan though.

Which I came up with yesterday almost on impulse after a d/c…

yeah.

So my plan was to break my modem, which you guys know resets every half hour causing me to DISCONNECT EACH TIME.

I poured water & soda into the modem…

yeah, it’s kinda blinking on and off right now.

I was hoping it’d like… crackle and spark and blow up…

but this works because my dad was all like

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID OLD THING?

Maybe it’s time to get a new one!

IT’S WORKING SO FAR.

But I think I may jinx it so

*knocks on wood*

):

Yeah so when I get my net back

it should hopefully be through a brand new modem

that does not screw me over in anything internet-related (if not… FFFF—).

But seriously, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY SOME OF MY DISCONNECTIONS WERE TIMED…!!??!?!11

purdy funnay, bruh.

Anyway, to pass time I’ve been cleaning my room.

After I finish I’ll be playing professor layton games

…and maybe finally finish pokemon black….

LOL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED POKEMON BLACK TOO.

MAN, I’m bad.

My mom and little brothers are playing the wii, so they’re gonna live through today.

They also think the internet is down because of our ISP…

yeah, my entire family is technology-retarded. :D

 

Guys, I’M PRO.

 

Cable guy just came in a replaced our modem, free.

LOL, WIN FOR ME AND CHEAPO DAD.

 

The modem is black and shiny and new and IS NOT GOING TO DISCONNECT ME LIKE A HOAR.

I’m happy.

 

My plan worked.

Although I was somewhat dying yesterday without internet…

I have problems, I’M SORRY. ;_;

 

No matter what I’M BACK, GUYS. D<

With no d/c’s.

 

TOTALLY WORTH BREAKING CRAP FOR.

 

this was truly hard work, guys

…mainly hard work from ree.

 

it was… a flock of birds… okay…..

wassup. post #149 on my personal count.

Oh summer, oh summer.

I guess this is the first time in my life, I’ll be able to say I’ve gone through two summers in a year.

I was just thinking about that, and isn’t it weird. LOL

Anyways, summer’s almost there( Yes, there. Remember it’s the other way here).

And I also was wondering wutcha bitches are doing for summer yo.

I’ll probably be on my way to the stairway to heaven, OH NEW YORK, NEW YORK.

Jed’s probably going to be busy with community college, and well I don’t know about you girls( Hope ecuador gets to be epic, Am).

So Bonner, tell me wuts cookin’ for summer? (That question is also open to others).

what the hell does this mean

SO, this afternoon I took a nap.

This story sounds exhilarating already, doesn’t it?

I had a dream.

A literal dream.

Not a dream like Unkz’s stupid company for interweb friends.

It was an odd dream, like all of the ones I actually remember.

So in the dream, it was all in this huuuuuuge mall.

Name a store, and this mall had it. (I THINK I HAD ANOTHER MALL DREAM THIS YEAR TOO)

Then there I was, pregnant. (this was in that other dream too, wtf.)

Yeah, pregnant.

…like six months in.

I was like thirty years old too.

I got a phone call from what I guess was my in-dream husband, he said something about being there before the doors closed for the “problem outside.”

I assume it was some APOCALYPSE OH NOOO OH GOD WE ALL GONNA DIE thing.

So I wander around the mall with my preggo belly and I see a ton of people. A TON. They were all just loitering around chatting though, not shopping, not worrying about this APOCALYPSE, just chatting like people on lunch break.

So then I try finding the FF people

and I find everyone in walmart by the toys/games section opening all the games and crap and playing with them (lolwhat?).

There were other close friends and online friends around too.

and so duh, everyone else is older too.

also apparently in the dream, ree was my “second husband,” for real. Like I married my husband, and then illegally married ree.

looooooooool. Unkz was there too and after ree dumped him (FOR ME HAHAHHA) he was reunited with CELINA. (that is like… awesome though…)

Mint married some super rich successful guy and was IN LOOOOOVEEEe and had a huge family (seriously. over ten kids). lololol.

Jed married some unknown Filipino guy who didn’t even speak English. LOL

Everyone else also had their lovers around, NO ONE WAS FOREVER ALONE JUST YET. Except me with my first husband out doing junk wut.

YEAH so we talk about this coming apocalypse (which no one has any idea about other than it’s an apocalypse).

Then OMG AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED and things exploded,

my husband comes in at this point yelling for me (BUT NO, IT’S LIGHTS WENT OUT AND I CAN’T SEE HIM).

then the lights come back and everyone disappeared.

I then walk around, and of course a ton of damage has happened.

All the people who were around earlier disappeared.

DISAPPEARED. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

and I’m the only one left.

…well, me and some unborn baby in mah belleh.

I go out to the parking lot and HELLO. There’s everyone

…..fighting off  robots.

With magic, swords and bows and arrows.

wtf happened to guns, idk.

Was like some epic mmo maaaan.

Except… yeah.

Then a robot came rushing toward me

and the FF CAME TO THE RESCUE OMG!!!1!!

fo srs. like an mmo.

and the rest was stuff you only see on corny television and kid shows.

stuff like extreme TEAMWORK and KILLING WITHOUT ANY BLOOD AT ALL

and corny lines like “WE NEED ALL OF OUR TEAM TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! WOOOOO!”

also, hell, during this robot invasion it was raining.

waterproof robots.

whoever was behind it was not stupid.

and because, remember, I was pregnant, I couldn’t fight

but that doesn’t matter `cause I was another light magic healer person.

and that’s all I could do.

loooooool

and after what was days and days in dream world

THE HOMO sapienS WON.

WOOOOOOOOO screw you robots

oh and all the people who died earlier were revived by magicks.

idk how.

then the dream ended by every online friend I’ve met and every close friend living in the huuuuge mall (which me and mai unknown husbando owned from before the beginning, wut) because everyone’s houses GOT BROKE.

The FF lived in walmart

And then I woke up.

Ok, so

Here I am in aruba having fun and all, but who would ever expect I would:

Go to a strip club look for a whore for my uncle’s bachelor party,

Having to hold back your cousin that’s twice your size because of his goddamn short temper so we wouldn’t get into a fight,

Play Dominoes with drunk 20ish year old people and lose,

Have those drunk ass women drive round with a flashlight in a dark place so they could flash people having secks in other cars,

Junkie ass guy smoke weed, then have him laugh for the whole ride back to our place,

Visiting almost every casino you see in front of you just so you’ll play bingo with your aunt HAR HAR HAR shes a pro

Stare at hot women while old hags that happen to be your aunt’s friends flirt with you,

and who knows what might happen before the goddamn wedding.

I’m just sayin’

BEST

VACATION

EVAR.

(To be edited AGAIN)

in which i randomly go about my life

IT IS NOVEMBER NOW.
this is the first published post of the month on the F.F.
possibly only one of like… I’ll predict around ten-fifteen from this entire month.
just look at the POASTs section and see how badly we’ve dropped since summer. ):
for some reason, I’ve liked using (: and ): again. LOL.

I WENT TRICK OR TREATING YESTERDAYYY.
I always lol when adults are like “…You’re pretty big to be trick or treating…”
but oh no. YOU IZ NEVAH TOO OLD TO GET FREE CANDY. OKAY?
I dressed up as a nerd.
but then I switched costumes with a friend for fun and TRANSFORMED INTO A WITCh..
I’m not really gonna bother with my candy.
well. maybe a caramel piece here and there.
but the rest of it,
it went to Jed.
my little brother Jed.
lol.

as for today
I’ve been playing Vindictus. :D
I love Evie.
everyone calls her easy mode though.
but apparently when you get to hoarfrost (lolollolhoar, UNKZ/JED/REE/MINT/me/other hoars, IS THAT YOUR DUNGEON? I BET IT IS.) and it’s like “OMG WHAT I HAVE TO ACTUALLY DODGE NOW?!?!!” for the evies who depended on their mana shield because now mobs actually chain combos on you.
I’m like, lv 12 still.
I want that scarlet witch set but I still need to go farm for mats… I accidentally NPC’d like a lot of the items too, I ALWAYS DO THAT IN ANY MMO… whatever though, I can do it. ):
I still gotta do decisive battle tomorrow too.
I’ve been chillin` taking my time. ):
also `cause school and other stuff has my time.
we got our grades today though.
and that was basically the only thing we really did in class because it was a half day and no one comes to school on half days expect cool people LIKE ME. ;D
…okay, mom wouldn’t let me stay home. ;_;

in gym… well it’s gym if I fail that I don’t know what the crap I’m doing. didn’t get grade in this class actually, but I participate and I aways have the right clothes/shoes. prolly an A+. hopefully 100.
in english, a 97. (I’d use extra credit for an 98 but aaaa… I only have a solid 10pts of it and I wanted to save it in case I do something stupid next semester)
in art, a 98. (my art teacher grades things weirdly. no grades for effort, you get grades on SHOW and AWESOMENESS OF HOW GOOD IT LOOKS. ttly different from what I’ve had in art the past… 8 years. but i think it’s pretty cool.)
in earth/env. science, a 99-point-something-I-forgot (HIGHEST OF ALL MY EARTH/ENV. TEACHER’S CLASSES, AAAAWYEAH.) we don’t really do a lot though. at all. and it’s only so high because using all the extra time in that class sitting around being banned from ELECTRONICS, I did extra credit worksheets that were hella easy. also, when she told the entire class my grade (cue “GOD BONNIE YOU FREAKIN` ASIAN”) she told me to do better. yeah, yes, sure miss rogers. sure.

easy semester is still easy.

tomorrow is election day.
meaning no school.
I gots plans for going to the FAIRPORT.
a FAIR. at the AIRPORT.
it’s PUNNY.
DO YOU GEDDIT?
`CAUSE I GODDIT.
I’ll prolly get some vindictus in tomorrow too.
which brings me to say,
I got FIDDY BUCKS in the form of ultimate game card code.
I’ll figure what to do with it later.
prolly gonna go to nexon.
maybe ntreev.
or I’ll save it and forget about it in the far future.
yeah, no idea.

HEY, ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF THIS FIDDY DOLLARS OF VIRTUAL MUNNIES?
anybody but unkz, though.

I’m sposed to get my code for it through PM at some point today or tomorrow or some time. (I’M SO UP TO DATE ON ERRRRRYTHANG, AIN’T I?)

I be rambling so much.
I do this in like, every single one of my posts.
I don’t remember what I type.
EVAAAAAAAR.

I feel like this week will be a nice week.
heck, a nice month this’ll be.
no idea.
it’s just my gut.
if I just jinx myself like usual, OOPSIE.
well no, but today has felt nice;
weather has cooled down, it’s not 85 degrees fahrenheit in autumn anymore;
my school schedule works nicely, I’M NOT NOCTURNAL LIKE CERTAIN PEOPLE;
and just the little things.

recently my friends have been wondering why I don’t have a boyfriend still.
I don’t want one right now, gaiz.
I have like… ten years to find one.
I’m good just pointing out all the cute ones then not having to stick with one. BD
/sucha bad person
WHATEVS.
don’t judge me. ):

I’m kinda tired right now.
it’s 10:30pm.
I started typing this post like five hours ago.
I got a tad distracted.
okay, maybe a lot.

el oh el.