I TYPE LIKE A MAN.

lol.

FROM OMEGLE, YEAH.
Was half working on a project/half trolling.
I laughed so hard regardless.
I wish I knew this guy forrlz.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: How many does it take to make twelve?
You: 42.
Stranger: No….
You: Oh, darn.
Stranger: That’s not what Cleverbot says.
Stranger: He said about 5.
You: I see.
You: Well, I guess I’m not clever enough to match Cleverbot.
Stranger: You shouldn’t catch toads unless with a string.
You: I like using springs though.
Stranger: I like this fine.
You: Fancy that.
Stranger: Who are you callin’ turkey?
You: My own mother.
Stranger: A parrot can talk, but a monkey or a fish can’t.
Stranger: Prove me wrong.
You: Why should I
You: All of them talking is a waste of air.
You: Including you, maybe.

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both always gets them. :(

I’ve been screwing on omegle.
Fo lyk, ZE VEWY FURST TIEM.

At first I just kept goin ##/both/anywhere

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: ello
Stranger: illo
Stranger: asl?
You: 43/both/austria
Stranger: both?
Stranger: ?????????????????
You: aw yeah ;D
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: 21,m india
Stranger: asl?
You: 32/both/brazil
Stranger: what both
Stranger: m or f?
You: both. ;D
Stranger: then bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^-at least that one said bye. :(

On Omegle, my name is Sovrie Ylaze.
loooool.
a/s/l = 17/f/Australia
Can you tell I’m being creative? 8D
welli’mnotbeingso.
AUSTRALIA’S PRETTY COOL, BTW.
Actually I don’t know.
Same as how I don’t know what I’m doing.

I have omegle open right now.
I’m such a troll.
This is how I’m spending my sunday.
But I’d be on Vindictus if I could.

Anyway, the rest of this post will be my omegle trolling. And yeah, I did have muffins. Freshly baked.

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