MISSION SUCCESS???

typed up on like… first night of no net:

 

*knock on wood*

so I’m typing this as a document right now as I have no internet access.

I’ll copy&paste it to a new post thing later.

…well later would mean when you see this. 8D

MY PLAN HAS BEEN ENGAGED.

Only ree knew my plan though.

Which I came up with yesterday almost on impulse after a d/c…

yeah.

So my plan was to break my modem, which you guys know resets every half hour causing me to DISCONNECT EACH TIME.

I poured water & soda into the modem…

yeah, it’s kinda blinking on and off right now.

I was hoping it’d like… crackle and spark and blow up…

but this works because my dad was all like

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID OLD THING?

Maybe it’s time to get a new one!

IT’S WORKING SO FAR.

But I think I may jinx it so

*knocks on wood*

):

Yeah so when I get my net back

it should hopefully be through a brand new modem

that does not screw me over in anything internet-related (if not… FFFF—).

But seriously, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY SOME OF MY DISCONNECTIONS WERE TIMED…!!??!?!11

purdy funnay, bruh.

Anyway, to pass time I’ve been cleaning my room.

After I finish I’ll be playing professor layton games

…and maybe finally finish pokemon black….

LOL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED POKEMON BLACK TOO.

MAN, I’m bad.

My mom and little brothers are playing the wii, so they’re gonna live through today.

They also think the internet is down because of our ISP…

yeah, my entire family is technology-retarded. :D

 

Guys, I’M PRO.

 

Cable guy just came in a replaced our modem, free.

LOL, WIN FOR ME AND CHEAPO DAD.

 

The modem is black and shiny and new and IS NOT GOING TO DISCONNECT ME LIKE A HOAR.

I’m happy.

 

My plan worked.

Although I was somewhat dying yesterday without internet…

I have problems, I’M SORRY. ;_;

 

No matter what I’M BACK, GUYS. D<

With no d/c’s.

 

TOTALLY WORTH BREAKING CRAP FOR.

 

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oh, cool, I SEE YOUR EDITS NOW.

http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2010/09/11/email-post-changes/

YA DAT’S RIGHT.
i just noticed it. fffff.
it was on that announcements line up on the dashboard. :c
also just noticed unkz is a raging loser and edited my page.
edited ree’s too.
well, that was done yesterday but whatever.

whyamisobusy?
ey, AMISO.
sounds like another really cool name.

man, all my typos and weird strings of letters can easily become horrid names i can curse my child with.
srs.

anyway.
i’ve been meaning to post.
i swear i have.
but i’m lazy.
and i forget.
and i get busy (WITH YOUR BOYYYYY/GIIIIIIIIIRL FRIUND, YEEEEEEEAH… no jk don’t hurt me)
oh, and i easily forget what i mean to post.
GAHAHAHAHHAA.
not like it matters too much.
you gaiz are busy too.
cept unkz who finds plenty of time to annoy the crud outta whoever, whenever.
but you all know i don’t give a crap about him.
seriously.

BUT.
LIFE’S NICE, MAN.
I HIT ENTER WAAAAAAY TOO MUCH.
SHAME.
SHAME.
SAD FACE.
:c

/shot

also been meaning to clean up the blog posts.
MAAAAAAN.
IT’S SO… DISORDERLY…
but i’m not even looking at this place much anymore.
what the carp.

can you tell i don’t really know what i’m talking about?
yeah.
i’ll be typing crap until i get tired.
WHATEVSSSSSSSS.

school’s fun.
for some reason, everyone EEEEEEVERYONE, FOR SOME REASON, grasp my name super easily. wut. no. rly. i never have problems with any teachers missing my name after i tell them “I GO BY BONNIE” on the very first day. even teachers i don’t have know my name.
so sad. people know my name, i know like no one else’s outside my ring of friends.
looool.

cool.

kinda reminds me, TODAY SOME RANDOM KID I’VE NEVER SAW BEFORE came up to me and it was like…

weird guy: hey you, say some sentence like really fast
me: what, why?
wg: c`mon, well okay, just say uh… “How may I help you?”
me: How may I help you?
wg: COOL, you sound like one of them operator woman voices, or something.
me: …okay.

iunno what my voice sounds like.
i don’t record myself.
i don’t think i want to.
loooool.
omg what if i have some really annoying voice and i don’t even know it.
OHMAHGAD.
no nvrm friends would admit it for me.

WHEN I HAVE SOME ACTUAL FREE TIME
i’m wanting to play vindictus.
fffffffff.
but my gaynet and homocomp…
lol, loading takes me a bit.
BUT OHMYGAD I LOVE IT…
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN PLAYED FAR ENOUGH.
;_;

oh and new tv seasons b rollin` in.
i found out my english teacher LOVES trash tv and GLEE.
she gives extra credit for watching glee and doing well on an optional quiz the day after.
HOW CAN I NOT TRY GETTING THOSE EXTRA POINTS…
so i’ll be watching glee this season.
looooooool so far in my eyes all the girls are hoars and the guys are all homo, cept that finn guy, he’s a loser instead.

but it’s all good, because glee is right before Raising Hope, my new favourite show (PROLLY)
it’s so funny and cute and just i love it ;_;
It’s about some idiot kid named Jimmy whose parents had him at 15 chooses to raise a baby he had with a crazy murderer who got the chair when the poor baby was 6 months old. He raises the baby, named Hope (IT WAS LADY BEYONCE BEFORE THAT 8D) with his family. I LOVE IT GAIZ.
DON’T ASK ME WHY.
I LIKE THIS KINDA SHOW.
it’s also by the guy who wrote (or directed or produced or something like that) My Name is Earl
i love that show too. orz
KARMA. THAT SHOW IS WHERE I TRULY LEARNED WHAT IT MEANT.
yes i understood karma better from a stupid tv show instead of my BUDDHIST PARENTS
loooool.
not glee. that’s trash okay.
/shot

what’s wrong with meeeeee.
ofc don’t answer that.

ohey, it’s time for me to go.
G`NIGHT.

Day 17 — Bonnie’s art piece

`eyyo my name is Soveri Lazi. AHEEHEHAHAHEE.
No, I skipped yesterday because I know of no songs.
and then today all you will get is…

It’s an art piece… ;_;.
And no it isn’t a feluoy. It’s too cool.

Day 15 — Bonnie’s fanfic

I skipped yesterday’s simply `cause I don’t read non-fiction SO u shut up ok.
TODAY I WRITE A VERY STUPID FANFIC ABOUT US!!!1!1eleven!1!!
I used that crack plot I told Mint a bit back. CAN YOU TELL I WAS BORED? Yeah it’s pretty clear I was.
I call it…

THE GREAT ADVENTURE CALLED THE ADVENTURE

PROLOGUE– IDK, man.
Hi. I’m your hos– narrator, Bonnie. This is a retarded story about my friends and I finding a mysterious egg, hatching it, then having to travel to a lost city. If think you can handle tolerating how stupid this all sounds for the rest of this, go go go and read. This is all from my point of view, me, some first person smartypants. TEEHEE.

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