so hilariously bad. literally

I laugh at despair. I don’t know. Nothing really gets to me man, LOL.

If I’m angry, I’m only angry for like… nothing longer than an hour at most.

ANYWHOOZLE…

It’s late August. It’s time for SCHOOL.

 

EDIT: horyjunk this is longer than I thought I was typing, LOL SORRY.

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lol how…

THIS. THIS RIGHT NOW. It’s hitting me like a brick. :D

 

I just woke up.

It’s 8 AM.

…how did i even waht eevn iz lfie.

 

IT’S LIKE.. A SIGN…

because this is just a half hour later than what I’d wake up for school with.

I didn’t even go to bed early last night.

I was busy mmo hoaring and went to bed at 3AM or something.

 

And then when I come here and see the blog’s dashboard, we have 599 published posts.

…we also had 666 including drafts… but with this I fixed that.

This one is the 600th published post.

Seems like it was a year since the 500th, because it probably was.

I WANT TO SEE THIS BLOG LIVE WELL PAST 1000 POSTS, OKAY.

while I steal every milestone post, yupyup.

Well, maybe. LOL

 

Also my entire family is worse than me.

They’re all asleep still.

My little brother Jed is becoming me. He plays games on the internet ALL DAY (club pengiun lol), wakes up at like… lunchtime, and  goes to bed really late. HE’S 6, GOOD GOD.

Then my other little brother Edwin does whatever my dad does. Seriously he’d go to work with dad and do everything there too if he could. AND WHEN DAD IS NOT HOME, he’s like… being all engineer-y building dumb things like a house made of q-tips and playing cards (BOTH MINE, TYVM).

Gramps is awake at such funny hours. Everytime I venture into the kitchen, he’s there or some junk. LOL AND I GO TO THE KITCHEN LIKE EVERY FIVE HOURS. HOW…

Dad is asleep, was slowing my net down til 2AM downloading his illegally obtained movies. Movies of crappy china quality, cause yenno.

Mom is just… mom. SHE’S ACTUALLY BEEN AWAKE. She’s probably out on our back porch reading a book.

NO SERIOUSLY.

 

yeah.

I don’t know where I was going with this post.

 

I have today and tomorrow to slack off entirely…

THEN IT’S SCHOOOOOL TIIIIME.

Dude I’m not ready.

I haven’t even gotten my bookbag ready or bought ANY school supplies…

maybe I should do that…

like, today.

for real.

 

Maybe I should go to bed at a good time too.

Especially since I woke up at EIGHT today.

 

 

 

MISSION SUCCESS???

typed up on like… first night of no net:

 

*knock on wood*

so I’m typing this as a document right now as I have no internet access.

I’ll copy&paste it to a new post thing later.

…well later would mean when you see this. 8D

MY PLAN HAS BEEN ENGAGED.

Only ree knew my plan though.

Which I came up with yesterday almost on impulse after a d/c…

yeah.

So my plan was to break my modem, which you guys know resets every half hour causing me to DISCONNECT EACH TIME.

I poured water & soda into the modem…

yeah, it’s kinda blinking on and off right now.

I was hoping it’d like… crackle and spark and blow up…

but this works because my dad was all like

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID OLD THING?

Maybe it’s time to get a new one!

IT’S WORKING SO FAR.

But I think I may jinx it so

*knocks on wood*

):

Yeah so when I get my net back

it should hopefully be through a brand new modem

that does not screw me over in anything internet-related (if not… FFFF—).

But seriously, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY SOME OF MY DISCONNECTIONS WERE TIMED…!!??!?!11

purdy funnay, bruh.

Anyway, to pass time I’ve been cleaning my room.

After I finish I’ll be playing professor layton games

…and maybe finally finish pokemon black….

LOL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED POKEMON BLACK TOO.

MAN, I’m bad.

My mom and little brothers are playing the wii, so they’re gonna live through today.

They also think the internet is down because of our ISP…

yeah, my entire family is technology-retarded. :D

 

Guys, I’M PRO.

 

Cable guy just came in a replaced our modem, free.

LOL, WIN FOR ME AND CHEAPO DAD.

 

The modem is black and shiny and new and IS NOT GOING TO DISCONNECT ME LIKE A HOAR.

I’m happy.

 

My plan worked.

Although I was somewhat dying yesterday without internet…

I have problems, I’M SORRY. ;_;

 

No matter what I’M BACK, GUYS. D<

With no d/c’s.

 

TOTALLY WORTH BREAKING CRAP FOR.

 

what the hell does this mean

SO, this afternoon I took a nap.

This story sounds exhilarating already, doesn’t it?

I had a dream.

A literal dream.

Not a dream like Unkz’s stupid company for interweb friends.

It was an odd dream, like all of the ones I actually remember.

So in the dream, it was all in this huuuuuuge mall.

Name a store, and this mall had it. (I THINK I HAD ANOTHER MALL DREAM THIS YEAR TOO)

Then there I was, pregnant. (this was in that other dream too, wtf.)

Yeah, pregnant.

…like six months in.

I was like thirty years old too.

I got a phone call from what I guess was my in-dream husband, he said something about being there before the doors closed for the “problem outside.”

I assume it was some APOCALYPSE OH NOOO OH GOD WE ALL GONNA DIE thing.

So I wander around the mall with my preggo belly and I see a ton of people. A TON. They were all just loitering around chatting though, not shopping, not worrying about this APOCALYPSE, just chatting like people on lunch break.

So then I try finding the FF people

and I find everyone in walmart by the toys/games section opening all the games and crap and playing with them (lolwhat?).

There were other close friends and online friends around too.

and so duh, everyone else is older too.

also apparently in the dream, ree was my “second husband,” for real. Like I married my husband, and then illegally married ree.

looooooooool. Unkz was there too and after ree dumped him (FOR ME HAHAHHA) he was reunited with CELINA. (that is like… awesome though…)

Mint married some super rich successful guy and was IN LOOOOOVEEEe and had a huge family (seriously. over ten kids). lololol.

Jed married some unknown Filipino guy who didn’t even speak English. LOL

Everyone else also had their lovers around, NO ONE WAS FOREVER ALONE JUST YET. Except me with my first husband out doing junk wut.

YEAH so we talk about this coming apocalypse (which no one has any idea about other than it’s an apocalypse).

Then OMG AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED and things exploded,

my husband comes in at this point yelling for me (BUT NO, IT’S LIGHTS WENT OUT AND I CAN’T SEE HIM).

then the lights come back and everyone disappeared.

I then walk around, and of course a ton of damage has happened.

All the people who were around earlier disappeared.

DISAPPEARED. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

and I’m the only one left.

…well, me and some unborn baby in mah belleh.

I go out to the parking lot and HELLO. There’s everyone

…..fighting off  robots.

With magic, swords and bows and arrows.

wtf happened to guns, idk.

Was like some epic mmo maaaan.

Except… yeah.

Then a robot came rushing toward me

and the FF CAME TO THE RESCUE OMG!!!1!!

fo srs. like an mmo.

and the rest was stuff you only see on corny television and kid shows.

stuff like extreme TEAMWORK and KILLING WITHOUT ANY BLOOD AT ALL

and corny lines like “WE NEED ALL OF OUR TEAM TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! WOOOOO!”

also, hell, during this robot invasion it was raining.

waterproof robots.

whoever was behind it was not stupid.

and because, remember, I was pregnant, I couldn’t fight

but that doesn’t matter `cause I was another light magic healer person.

and that’s all I could do.

loooooool

and after what was days and days in dream world

THE HOMO sapienS WON.

WOOOOOOOOO screw you robots

oh and all the people who died earlier were revived by magicks.

idk how.

then the dream ended by every online friend I’ve met and every close friend living in the huuuuge mall (which me and mai unknown husbando owned from before the beginning, wut) because everyone’s houses GOT BROKE.

The FF lived in walmart

And then I woke up.

how i spent my day

CAPTAIN SNOWMAN.

he had his sailor hat on earlier. i swear.
in fact you can see in behind him to the right, kinda.
i didn’t notice that he had his hat off until after i came inside after taking the picture.
true story.
sad story.
he got his hat back on later though.
i could have plenty more to complain about– both that pic and the captain snowman
but it’s all right.

i spent my morning building that.
came inside, ate lunch, went back out.
took a stroll to the park and SNOWBALL FIGHT FFFF YEAH.
I GOT HIT IN THE FACE MORE THAN I’D LIKE.
BUT YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
went back home at some point in the afternoon.
played mario brothers on the wii with my brother, dad, and other brother.
we finally had worlds 1-6 done. D<
then ate dinner.
NOW HERE I AM.
TYPING AWAY ON MY KEYBOARD.

tomorrow is another snow day.
captain snowman will live another day.
that lumpy, insides-made-of-some-leaves-and-dirt thing pictured above.

my finals are on the 13th, 14th, 18th, and 19th.
each day for a single class.
i think the schools did it funny.