you just have to love clueless grownups.
wow i sound stupid saying that.
my aunt walked across the street to visit us
because my entire family is so asian like that being ERRRYWHERE
so my parents and my aunt are in the other room.
stalking my cousin billy, aunt in the other room’s son, on facebook.
and they’re questioning his status.
which apparently is:
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and Fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, nor known to life
Through the centuries, I have withstood great pain to create many weapons for you
Yet the hands I speak of will never hold anything ever again
So as I pray to you, I pray, give me Unlimited Blade Works!
and I laugh at my sad self for even recognizing it.
BUT MY COUSIN’S THE ONE WHO HAS IT AS HIS FACEBOOK STATUS…
so my aunt was like
“WHAT IS ALWAYS WITH HIS FB STATUSES?”
then my dad responds “IT’S POETRY! VERY GOOD POETRY. HE’S NOT BAD AT THIS.”
then i try not bursting out laughing right here.
I skipped yesterday’s simply `cause I don’t read non-fiction SO u shut up ok.
TODAY I WRITE A VERY STUPID FANFIC ABOUT US!!!1!1eleven!1!!
I used that crack plot I told Mint a bit back. CAN YOU TELL I WAS BORED? Yeah it’s pretty clear I was.
I call it…
THE GREAT ADVENTURE CALLED THE ADVENTURE
PROLOGUE– IDK, man.
Hi. I’m your hos– narrator, Bonnie. This is a retarded story about my friends and I finding a mysterious egg, hatching it, then having to travel to a lost city. If think you can handle tolerating how stupid this all sounds for the rest of this, go go go and read. This is all from my point of view, me, some first person smartypants. TEEHEE.