I laugh at despair. I don’t know. Nothing really gets to me man, LOL.
If I’m angry, I’m only angry for like… nothing longer than an hour at most.
ANYWHOOZLE…
It’s late August. It’s time for SCHOOL.
EDIT: horyjunk this is longer than I thought I was typing, LOL SORRY.
THIS. THIS RIGHT NOW. It’s hitting me like a brick. :D
I just woke up.
It’s 8 AM.
…how did i even waht eevn iz lfie.
IT’S LIKE.. A SIGN…
because this is just a half hour later than what I’d wake up for school with.
I didn’t even go to bed early last night.
I was busy mmo hoaring and went to bed at 3AM or something.
And then when I come here and see the blog’s dashboard, we have 599 published posts.
…we also had 666 including drafts… but with this I fixed that.
This one is the 600th published post.
Seems like it was a year since the 500th, because it probably was.
I WANT TO SEE THIS BLOG LIVE WELL PAST 1000 POSTS, OKAY.
while I steal every milestone post, yupyup.
Well, maybe. LOL
Also my entire family is worse than me.
They’re all asleep still.
My little brother Jed is becoming me. He plays games on the internet ALL DAY (club pengiun lol), wakes up at like… lunchtime, and goes to bed really late. HE’S 6, GOOD GOD.
Then my other little brother Edwin does whatever my dad does. Seriously he’d go to work with dad and do everything there too if he could. AND WHEN DAD IS NOT HOME, he’s like… being all engineer-y building dumb things like a house made of q-tips and playing cards (BOTH MINE, TYVM).
Gramps is awake at such funny hours. Everytime I venture into the kitchen, he’s there or some junk. LOL AND I GO TO THE KITCHEN LIKE EVERY FIVE HOURS. HOW…
Dad is asleep, was slowing my net down til 2AM downloading his illegally obtained movies. Movies of crappy china quality, cause yenno.
Mom is just… mom. SHE’S ACTUALLY BEEN AWAKE. She’s probably out on our back porch reading a book.
NO SERIOUSLY.
yeah.
I don’t know where I was going with this post.
I have today and tomorrow to slack off entirely…
THEN IT’S SCHOOOOOL TIIIIME.
Dude I’m not ready.
I haven’t even gotten my bookbag ready or bought ANY school supplies…
maybe I should do that…
like, today.
for real.
Maybe I should go to bed at a good time too.
Especially since I woke up at EIGHT today.
i was fullscreening something but closed it out for a sec to respond to msn windows BUT NO.. WHAT… WHAT’S THIS? SOMETHING FROM MINT?
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lol’d after the first thing she replied with.
actually had some hope it was really her
but that quickly died.
still, LOOOOOOL
wow bonnie.
wow.
Every time I see the date I count how many more days are left until the 25th.
Yes I start the school year on August 25th.
It’s a Thursday this year.
Guys I don’t wanna go to school. ; ;
Summer was too short.
MINT NEVER CAME BACK EITHER.
Or you know… she’s still gonna be here… yeah… just give it another week… again…
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Ten more days before I drown in regular sleeping schedules and school-related activities.
Yeah…
/crey crey crey
sup guys.
I got my schedule for my sophomore year in the mail today.
Right now it’s…
1st semester:
1st period: Latin II (for required foreign language– though I love it and I’ll be sticking with it all of high school)
2nd period: Health Science I (docta docta, give it to meeeee! …haven’t heard anything about this class really, but i’m actually pretty excited for it )
3rd period: Honors Algebra II (shoulda taken this freshie year, but it’s a-okay. it’s math.)
4th period: Honors English II (heard it was mainly speeches. i got dis. )
2nd semester:
1st period: Horticulture I (LOLWTFNO. I’m requesting this to be swapped)
2nd period: Pre-Calculus (it’s math. ye.)
3rd period: Honors Civics and Economics (…I don’t know what to expect in this one)
4th period: Honors Chemistry (hell YES, perfect ending to my day omg)
I am pleased with the schedule.
Aside from the fact that I have horticulture in there, I mean really, what?
I had it as an alternative, yeah… like the fifth one down the line.
Psychology first, then biotechnology (lol guess it got canceled/replaced), Ceramics, Anatomy&Physiology, Latin 3, and then… I don’t remember.
Apparently if I want to have my schedule changed before the first ten days of school, I should go to the student service office on August 9 or 10 from 8am-1pm.
These dates work for me though, since my school is on the way to the hospital and the hospital is holding a seminar from 10am-12pm that I’m going to on the tenth. :D
now to decide just what to switch horticulture out with.
i mean, horticulture doesn’t sound too bad, but… I couldn’t go to that in the mornings and stay for 90 minutes, I COULDN’T.
also, when I switch out… all of this may or may not change, LOL.
it’ll be a nice surprise on august 25th, i guess.
LOL
trying to type this in like less than five minutes since I’m gonna be OUT DA DOOR soon.
I’M BARELY THINKING ABOUT COLLEGE HERE…
Although in two/three years I may be dying over it.
I still just want to go to a college in NC (IN-STATE IS CHEAPER, RRRRAAAGE).
Possibly a smaller school that’s just good in what I wanna do (MEDICINE??? MAYBE???…)
screw big schools…
or not.
IDK my life plans change every season.
Well I still do want to be in medicine somehow.
DOCTA DOCTAAA, GIVE IT TO MEEEEEe.
/shot
Okay I gotta go volunteer at the hospital now.
I HELPED AND POSTED JED, SO HERE.
btw i just get lazy.
I MEAN THIS IS A LOT OF TYPING.
yeah.
bye for now.
typed up on like… first night of no net:
*knock on wood*
so I’m typing this as a document right now as I have no internet access.
I’ll copy&paste it to a new post thing later.
…well later would mean when you see this. 8D
MY PLAN HAS BEEN ENGAGED.
Only ree knew my plan though.
Which I came up with yesterday almost on impulse after a d/c…
yeah.
So my plan was to break my modem, which you guys know resets every half hour causing me to DISCONNECT EACH TIME.
I poured water & soda into the modem…
yeah, it’s kinda blinking on and off right now.
I was hoping it’d like… crackle and spark and blow up…
but this works because my dad was all like
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS STUPID OLD THING?
…Maybe it’s time to get a new one!”
IT’S WORKING SO FAR.
But I think I may jinx it so
*knocks on wood*
):
Yeah so when I get my net back
it should hopefully be through a brand new modem
that does not screw me over in anything internet-related (if not… FFFF—).
But seriously, DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY SOME OF MY DISCONNECTIONS WERE TIMED…!!??!?!11
purdy funnay, bruh.
Anyway, to pass time I’ve been cleaning my room.
After I finish I’ll be playing professor layton games
…and maybe finally finish pokemon black….
LOL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED POKEMON BLACK TOO.
MAN, I’m bad.
My mom and little brothers are playing the wii, so they’re gonna live through today.
They also think the internet is down because of our ISP…
yeah, my entire family is technology-retarded. :D
Guys, I’M PRO.
Cable guy just came in a replaced our modem, free.
LOL, WIN FOR ME AND CHEAPO DAD.
The modem is black and shiny and new and IS NOT GOING TO DISCONNECT ME LIKE A HOAR.
I’m happy.
My plan worked.
Although I was somewhat dying yesterday without internet…
I have problems, I’M SORRY. ;_;
No matter what I’M BACK, GUYS. D<
With no d/c’s.
TOTALLY WORTH BREAKING CRAP FOR.
SO, this afternoon I took a nap.
This story sounds exhilarating already, doesn’t it?
I had a dream.
A literal dream.
Not a dream like Unkz’s stupid company for interweb friends.
It was an odd dream, like all of the ones I actually remember.
So in the dream, it was all in this huuuuuuge mall.
Name a store, and this mall had it. (I THINK I HAD ANOTHER MALL DREAM THIS YEAR TOO)
Then there I was, pregnant. (this was in that other dream too, wtf.)
Yeah, pregnant.
…like six months in.
I was like thirty years old too.
I got a phone call from what I guess was my in-dream husband, he said something about being there before the doors closed for the “problem outside.”
I assume it was some APOCALYPSE OH NOOO OH GOD WE ALL GONNA DIE thing.
So I wander around the mall with my preggo belly and I see a ton of people. A TON. They were all just loitering around chatting though, not shopping, not worrying about this APOCALYPSE, just chatting like people on lunch break.
So then I try finding the FF people
and I find everyone in walmart by the toys/games section opening all the games and crap and playing with them (lolwhat?).
There were other close friends and online friends around too.
and so duh, everyone else is older too.
also apparently in the dream, ree was my “second husband,” for real. Like I married my husband, and then illegally married ree.
looooooooool. Unkz was there too and after ree dumped him (FOR ME HAHAHHA) he was reunited with CELINA. (that is like… awesome though…)
Mint married some super rich successful guy and was IN LOOOOOVEEEe and had a huge family (seriously. over ten kids). lololol.
Jed married some unknown Filipino guy who didn’t even speak English. LOL
Everyone else also had their lovers around, NO ONE WAS FOREVER ALONE JUST YET. Except me with my first husband out doing junk wut.
YEAH so we talk about this coming apocalypse (which no one has any idea about other than it’s an apocalypse).
Then OMG AN EARTHQUAKE HAPPENED and things exploded,
my husband comes in at this point yelling for me (BUT NO, IT’S LIGHTS WENT OUT AND I CAN’T SEE HIM).
then the lights come back and everyone disappeared.
I then walk around, and of course a ton of damage has happened.
All the people who were around earlier disappeared.
DISAPPEARED. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
and I’m the only one left.
…well, me and some unborn baby in mah belleh.
I go out to the parking lot and HELLO. There’s everyone
…..fighting off robots.
With magic, swords and bows and arrows.
wtf happened to guns, idk.
Was like some epic mmo maaaan.
Except… yeah.
Then a robot came rushing toward me
and the FF CAME TO THE RESCUE OMG!!!1!!
fo srs. like an mmo.
and the rest was stuff you only see on corny television and kid shows.
stuff like extreme TEAMWORK and KILLING WITHOUT ANY BLOOD AT ALL
and corny lines like “WE NEED ALL OF OUR TEAM TO BE SUCCESSFUL!! WOOOOO!”
also, hell, during this robot invasion it was raining.
waterproof robots.
whoever was behind it was not stupid.
and because, remember, I was pregnant, I couldn’t fight
but that doesn’t matter `cause I was another light magic healer person.
and that’s all I could do.
loooooool
and after what was days and days in dream world
THE HOMO sapienS WON.
WOOOOOOOOO screw you robots
oh and all the people who died earlier were revived by magicks.
idk how.
then the dream ended by every online friend I’ve met and every close friend living in the huuuuge mall (which me and mai unknown husbando owned from before the beginning, wut) because everyone’s houses GOT BROKE.
The FF lived in walmart
And then I woke up.
minus the ho ho. ;D
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
HAPPY HANNUKAH.
JOLLY KWANZA.
well over here on the f.f. I think we all celebrate christmas LOL
BUT WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THERE ARE VISITORS.
hi unknown visitors.
anyway, sup.
it’s december 26.
ya.
5 more days until a NEW DECADE OH EHM GEE!!!1!1
2011.
what the hell do you call the next decade too? the teens? the tens? the… iunno.
anyway.
THIS YEAR, like the last, and the one before that, and before that, and ever since ever, WENT BY FAST.
but that is apparently because time seems shorter as you grow by some studies.
completely forgot where I read that.
yup.
so if it was really some dream about false claims I apologize.
so what’s everyone been UP TO FOR CHRISTMAS!?!
Like usual my family went to a selected house for a big ole Christmassy celebration with all of the relatives.
Freakin` fun.
Every year.
Love my family man.
my family largely consisting of accountants, doctors, engineers, and chefs.
looool.
fo srs, I don’t think any relative I have has a job not in those three.
well, except one of my chinese-swede cousins who is a cosmetologist.
but her husband is an engineer and he isn’t even related to any of us by blood(purrrdy awkward if that were so).
-100$ from gramps
-around 300$ worth of assorted gift cards to about seven different places. (I like gift cards because you can choose your gift, but when you basically want nothing under 30 it somewhat loses its shine)
-a RC helicopter (about 18 cm long) (YEEEEEAWH. a kid man’s toy but dude. it’s so awesome. and I’ve already taken it apart inbetween all the times I was only waiting for it to recharge and figured how to hover over my brother’s head and crash land LOL.)
-a panda hoodie (WITH THE EARS AND EVERYTHING <3) from a friend
-a hand-made black scarf. conveniently matches the hoodie.
-SOME FUN, MAN.
so yeah, didn't get any new internet. no itouch. no certain-someone-but-its-okay-i-seriously-can-live.
i also found my christmas card i meant to finish to send like weeks ago before school was even out for winter break.
LOL.
FAIL, RIGHT?
yeah.
click here.
awww yeawh.
started this post at like, 8 or 9 pm.
finished at 11:42pm with, of course, forgotten things I meant to type in over these past few hours.
doan matter.
much.
DEAR SANTA,
hi santa. you know who i am. YOU KNOW.
i haven’t wrote to you since i was like.. six.
here’s my wishlist this year.
it’s a tad late.
but at least it’s not christmas and i’m writing this
anywhoozle, here, in order of I WANT IT to it’s alright if I don’t get it
1. happiness
2. health
3. knowledge
4. family
5. friends
(these first five are always needed when asking magical beings thanks to parents, you know)
6. better internet that does not disconnect every thirty minutes, costs minimal money for dad, is still fast, and just anythingbetterthanmycurrentgaynet.
7. an iPod Touch (4G or not, but them 4Gs, Zana’s showed it’s awesome-ness purrrrdy well) because borrowing everyone else’s doesn’t work that well. and the games. THE GAMES. I MISSING OUT ON THOSE. ;_; i’m such a ho. a game ho.
8. you-know-who ;D
but I’VE BEEN A GOOD CHILD, DON’T YOU THINK, SANTA CLAWZ?
sincerely,
Bonnie
Here I am in aruba having fun and all, but who would ever expect I would:
Go to a strip club look for a whore for my uncle’s bachelor party,
Having to hold back your cousin that’s twice your size because of his goddamn short temper so we wouldn’t get into a fight,
Play Dominoes with drunk 20ish year old people and lose,
Have those drunk ass women drive round with a flashlight in a dark place so they could flash people having secks in other cars,
Junkie ass guy smoke weed, then have him laugh for the whole ride back to our place,
Visiting almost every casino you see in front of you just so you’ll play bingo with your aunt HAR HAR HAR shes a pro
Stare at hot women while old hags that happen to be your aunt’s friends flirt with you,
and who knows what might happen before the goddamn wedding.
I’m just sayin’
BEST
VACATION
EVAR.
(To be edited AGAIN)
lol.
FROM OMEGLE, YEAH.
Was half working on a project/half trolling.
I laughed so hard regardless.
I wish I knew this guy forrlz.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: How many does it take to make twelve?
You: 42.
Stranger: No….
You: Oh, darn.
Stranger: That’s not what Cleverbot says.
Stranger: He said about 5.
You: I see.
You: Well, I guess I’m not clever enough to match Cleverbot.
Stranger: You shouldn’t catch toads unless with a string.
You: I like using springs though.
Stranger: I like this fine.
You: Fancy that.
Stranger: Who are you callin’ turkey?
You: My own mother.
Stranger: A parrot can talk, but a monkey or a fish can’t.
Stranger: Prove me wrong.
You: Why should I
You: All of them talking is a waste of air.
You: Including you, maybe.
FLYIN` FELUOYS v.2 
