Me: Are you really going clubbing?
Mom: No. I’m going to a dinner dance.
Me: AKA … a club?
Mom: NO. It’s a DINNER DANCE. Your grandma’s going too.
Me: SHE’S CLUBBING TOO? WHAT THE—
Me: Are you really going clubbing?
Mom: No. I’m going to a dinner dance.
Me: AKA … a club?
Mom: NO. It’s a DINNER DANCE. Your grandma’s going too.
Me: SHE’S CLUBBING TOO? WHAT THE—